Lansing, MI · Getting small businesses found
Yourbusiness,
unlocked.
Your customers are searching Google and Apple Maps right now. I make sure they find you, with your listings claimed and managed and your details right everywhere, plus the website that turns those lookers into calls.
// cheat_menu · select your codes
Everything it takes to get found.
Most agencies sell you one piece of the puzzle. I build the whole machine, so every "near me" search becomes a customer.
> warp_to.google[view_pricing]Google Business Profile
Claimed, filled out the right way, and managed every month. It's the box at the top of Google that local customers actually call from.
> warp_to.apple[view_pricing]Apple Maps
About half your customers' phones search here, and almost every local listing is unclaimed. Yours gets claimed, filled out, and kept current. Almost nobody else offers this.
> god_mode.site[view_pricing]Your Website
Fast, modern, and built to catch the people who find you: calls, bookings, directions. Hosted, secured, and kept up to date for you.
> farm_xp.reviews[view_pricing]Reviews
Simple systems that turn happy customers into five-star reviews on autopilot. It's the thing locals check right before they call.
> get_found.local[view_pricing]Local Search
Showing up when people nearby search for what you do. Steady monthly work that compounds, not a one-time trick. Visibility you own, not ads you rent.
// save_file · loaded builds
Real businesses. Real builds.
save_01 · maumee, ohioThe Garage Barbershop
A dark, high-attitude site for a nine-chair barbershop, built to turn "barber near me" searches into booked chairs.
save_02 · sheffield lake, ohioHenrietta Honey & Mercantile
A warm, sunlit storefront for a Lake Erie honey shop. Raw honey e-commerce, local makers, and maps coverage from day one.
> next_slot: your business_
Reserved for the next small business that decides to stop being invisible.
[ PRESS START ]// walkthrough · the whole run
Three commands. That's the game.
$ cheatcode book-call
↳ 20 minutes: I pull up your business the way a customer would
↳ you keep everything I find, whether or not you hire me
$ cheatcode onboard
↳ website built... google + apple listings claimed and filled out...
↳ details corrected everywhere people look, live in about two weeks
$ cheatcode run --monthly
↳ listings managed · site looked after · changes when you ask
↳ one-page report every month, and the phone rings
$ ▊
// insert_coin · to continue
Enter the
cheat code.
Tell me about your business and pick your move: book the free walkthrough, start a level, or just ask a question. No pressure, no jargon, no spam.
Not sure? Start with the free 20-minute walkthrough. I pull up your business the way a customer would, on Google, Apple Maps, and your current website, and show you where you're losing people. You keep everything I find, whether or not you hire me.
Pick a time now// grab a slot on my calendar, or send a message below instead